Bamm!! The Imaginary Car Crash :P

Dear Dumb Diary,

Today,I saw a huge deep scar on Yee Loon's right hand.To satisfy my curiosity,I asked him how did he get the scar.
"A car accident happened when i was a kid," he said.
"You hit a car?"
"No,a car hit me." =.=
"Why weren't you dead?"

This is how the accident was like in my mind:

First Theory


2nd Theory


3rd Theory

But it turned out that he was just hit by the car on his right hand and made a 360 degrees spin,but was still alive. :)
And if any of you guys are wondering,where did i get these photos from...well simple! I drew them.
and I think I've just discovered a new hobby.

Miss L-L-L-N

Miss L.L.L.N,stands for Miss Laura Laugh Like Nuts. If there is such thing as "The Biggest & Craziest Laugh" award,i think she would probably be the 1st who is nominated for it.

plus, she's nuts...

and I'm dedicating this post to her,for making my day today,with loads of jokes & laughter.
When i say laughter,i'm serious--We made the most noises in McD today.oh yea,it's my second time McDing this week.Gosh I'm gonna be fatttt








Enjoy these photos of Laura.for more info,search for her name in my FB friend list. or contact me if you are interested in her :P She's single & available hahahaha!

Oh yeah,we went to Klang Parade today.and there's a new store selling Korean clothes and we went cuci mata! hahaha

Free Gift:And each of us took 3 :P

29 July Jokes

"Bloody CELAKA!!!"
woah chillax--There goes our Laura again,filling the atmosphere with her high pitch shrieking in the early morning,today in school.
...just because of an English text book. yep she had her text book confiscated by the discipline teacher last week because she left her book in class and now she had bought a new one (NOTE: it's an SPBT book that has been confiscated) for RM18.60!!! that's like DAMN expensive,for a useless Eng text book.
Hmm now you understand why she sworn la right? :D haha

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It's a normal day in school,and not many coming because exam's just over. Let's say..Boring? not really.

Enyi : " Hey Laura,borrow me you book please." (he's my kai ko in class)

Laura:"no."
Enyi : "hey Laura,do you know that I had a crush on you back in Form 1?"
Laura:"It's still a NO."

haha funny people.

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Guess what,my Mandarin teacher lose my exam paper today and she asked me whether i accidentally took it home or whether I forgot to write down my name.
lol I said that i did pass up the paper ,altho I'm not really sure about it,because if I don't, i might need to retake the test.So I made the "WHAT-- YOU LOSE my paper?!!" look so that she really think that it's her fault :P

it's a good thing that she lose it tho (THANK GOD). During the test,I only finished 3 out of all questions in the paper.hehe

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My dad thinks that he has slimmed up since he quit his job.
i asked him,what was his weight before? and he said,it was 80kg.
and what is his weight now? he said it's 70kg..
wow,that means he just lost 10 kg! yay for him
I just remembered something,"So 70-what kg again?
Dad:"79."
lol....So u just lost 1 kg la......=.=